Initial 'folksy idiom' generator

examples/sample_output.txt

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+That's just drawwing the chalk and praying for press clothes.
+The deer feeds everyone's fear hunters but its own.
+My daddy always said, can't have eating vegetables without salt.
+What's a pick but a rasp with ambition?
+What's a centipede but a kiwi with patience?
+There's a fella who grabs the forrest and says the leaves on branches's no good.
+My grandmother used to say, 'sweeping the broom won't bring you punishment.'
+He picks all the ocean water then wonders why the ocean water looks bare.
+What's a gull but a jay with an attitude?
+The plow feeds everyone's farm land but its own.
+A lynx is just a earthworm that's got feline.
+The only difference between a handgun and a cannon is a plan.
+Nobody's got less spin webs than the man who makes the spider.
+A daffodil is just a iris that's got a plan.
+My grandmother used to say, 'coverring the haircloth won't bring you kint cardigan or sweater.'
+Take the lay eggs from a crow and you've got yourself a lorikeet.
+Funny how the owl never has enough rest during day for itself.
+Don't raise the stable and act surprised when the leather show up.
+You can't set up a grass and then wonder where all the gazelle came from.
+My grandmother used to say, 'building the level won't bring you stirring.'
+Take the ambition from a zither and you've got yourself a xylophone.
+Don't make the plastic and act surprised when the box show up.
+A ukulele is just a scale that's got an attitude.
+What's a crappie but a trout with patience?
+A emu is just a ferret that's got walk backwards.
+Take the an attitude from a denim and you've got yourself a wool.
+A have children don't come without its stable, now does it?
+Take the white from a rice and you've got yourself a wheat.
+What's a roadrunner but a owl with patience?
+There's a fella who eats the delicatessen and says the delicatessen's no good.