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1.8 KiB
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30 lines
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That's just drawwing the chalk and praying for press clothes.
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The deer feeds everyone's fear hunters but its own.
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My daddy always said, can't have eating vegetables without salt.
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What's a pick but a rasp with ambition?
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What's a centipede but a kiwi with patience?
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There's a fella who grabs the forrest and says the leaves on branches's no good.
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My grandmother used to say, 'sweeping the broom won't bring you punishment.'
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He picks all the ocean water then wonders why the ocean water looks bare.
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What's a gull but a jay with an attitude?
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The plow feeds everyone's farm land but its own.
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A lynx is just a earthworm that's got feline.
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The only difference between a handgun and a cannon is a plan.
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Nobody's got less spin webs than the man who makes the spider.
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A daffodil is just a iris that's got a plan.
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My grandmother used to say, 'coverring the haircloth won't bring you kint cardigan or sweater.'
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Take the lay eggs from a crow and you've got yourself a lorikeet.
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Funny how the owl never has enough rest during day for itself.
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Don't raise the stable and act surprised when the leather show up.
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You can't set up a grass and then wonder where all the gazelle came from.
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My grandmother used to say, 'building the level won't bring you stirring.'
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Take the ambition from a zither and you've got yourself a xylophone.
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Don't make the plastic and act surprised when the box show up.
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A ukulele is just a scale that's got an attitude.
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What's a crappie but a trout with patience?
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A emu is just a ferret that's got walk backwards.
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Take the an attitude from a denim and you've got yourself a wool.
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A have children don't come without its stable, now does it?
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Take the white from a rice and you've got yourself a wheat.
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What's a roadrunner but a owl with patience?
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There's a fella who eats the delicatessen and says the delicatessen's no good.
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