"""UNWRITTEN - battle barks. Authored by Fable. One-liners shown in the battle log. Keys: char id -> {event: [lines]}. Pick randomly, never twice in a row. Events: skill_a, skill_b, hurt_low (under 30% HP), victory, ko.""" BARKS = { "PIP": { "skill_a": ["Two for flinching.", "Quick hands, quicker feet."], "skill_b": ["Yoink.", "Finders keepers is a LAW now. I decided."], "hurt_low": ["Ow. Noted. OW."], "victory": ["Put it in the Book."], "ko": ["...page... torn..."], }, "BRAMBLE": { "skill_a": ["The post has legs. STAND BEHIND THE POST.", "Shieldwall! As rehearsed! I rehearsed alone!"], "skill_b": ["Forty years of standing still, arriving all at once!"], "hurt_low": ["Merely denting the paperwork."], "victory": ["Watch concluded. Nothing got past me."], "ko": ["...post... unmanned..."], }, "MOTH": { "skill_a": ["Light does mending too.", "Steady. The wick knows."], "skill_b": ["This one's named. DUCK."], "hurt_low": ["Guttering... not out."], "victory": ["All lamps accounted for."], "ko": ["...keep it... lit..."], }, "VERA": { "skill_a": ["Artisanal!", "Shake well before throwing!"], "skill_b": ["Possibility, resolving NOW."], "hurt_low": ["I'm marking THIS down as a cost of business."], "victory": ["Invoice to follow."], "ko": ["...inventory... early again..."], }, "CANTOR": { "skill_a": ["A note, held long enough, is a wall.", "Tuning... found you."], "skill_b": ["THE FANFARE ARRIVES IN THE MIDDLE."], "hurt_low": ["Reeds cracked. Song intact."], "victory": ["Rest, everyone. That is also part of the music."], "ko": ["...the note... someone hold... the note..."], }, "NYX": { "skill_a": ["Cold spot. You're standing in it.", "The margin bites back."], "skill_b": ["Watch the empty spot. WATCH IT."], "hurt_low": ["Still here. STILL here."], "victory": ["Sketch that."], "ko": ["...later... always later..."], }, }